Sunday, January 14, 2007

Sly is an idiot


Sly is an idiot. He thinks Mom has magic. (see his post here). Mom doesn't have magic, i know this because Dad told me. Also, I snuck in while she was working on the cat room. "Paint" is just this wet stuff that covers the walls. I saw her doing it. It's pretty cool, but certainly not magic. Anyways, there are other reasons that Sly is an idiot. He won't leave me alone. EVER! He's always smacking me in the face, trying to make me fight him. I always kick his ass and he just lays there asking me to fight him more. That's so stupid. He also hogs all of mom's attention. I partly blame Mom for that. She starts loving on Sly and IGNORES ME!! How can anyone ignore ME?! I'm so handsome and lovey and just plain awesome. Sly is an idiot.

9 comments:

TheSlyCat said...

Alright, the Deal is OFF!!! I'm totally telling Mom EVERYTHING that you do! AND...I'm gonna kick your furry smelly behind!!!!!!!! BOOYAH!!!!!!! It is too magic!!! Now who's the idiot!

Kon said...

:::sigh::: Sylvester Meh King. When will you ever learn?

TheSlyCat said...

You sure don't post much! Probably because all you do is sleep. YOU BUM!!!!

Kimo & Sabi said...

Wowy! You guys are tough on each other - that's brudder fer ya! Nice to meet ya Kon!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Mmmm...chips. I have to go bug SheBean for some now. Any flavors you can recommend?

Nice to meet you!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Siblings, I don't have one but I can sympathise. I'm not sure about the "paint" being "magic" but I do know if a kitty sneaks in to check out the situation and walks through the paint tin, said kitty will be immediately whisked to the sink where he will be tortured with a BATH.
As for chips...ah, salty, greasy goodness in a crunchy package. I love them! If there is a bowl of chips left unattended, I am on it. I'm not supposed to have them, but sometimes I'll get a couple little pieces. My real weakness is...goldfish. The cracker not the actual fish. That cheesy goodness is...there are no words....

The Meezer Gang said...

Ashamedly, Mom is laughing at you two! Nice to meet you, Kon!

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

OHHH Kon, we would not ignore you. You are way to handsome to be ignored! Sometimes our Kitty Family can be idiots. But we love them anyway! Purrs for you

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

Hi Kon, nice to meet you!