Friday, April 13, 2007

I Should Rule the World

Sometimes I think I should rule the world. Beyond my conspicuously good looks, I am also quite educated. I have degrees in Applied Sleeping, Catology, and I have a Masters of The Universe. I have recently submitted an application to the UCN (United Cat Nations) and am awaiting a response. When they accept me (because it is not a matter of if) I will quickly enact my 100 days plan. This plan involves 4 major efforts:

1. Mandatory Siesta from noon until 5pm.
2. Tuna shall only be consumed by cats. Beans are not capable of truely enjoying this delicious fish.
3. All dogs who do not abide by the Universal Cat and Dog Treaty shall be sent to Alaska where they can do...whatever it is that dogs do in the cold.
4. Lays Potato Chip company will officially come under my control.

Being that I am a generous cat, I submit an open invitation to send me any other initiatives you, my fellow cats, would like to see persued. I will consider all of them with my advisors and determine whether or not they will further our great Cat Nation.

17 comments:

Monty Q. Kat said...

Hi Kon!

If you're gonna take over chip companies, can you take over the Cheeto factory too?

SheBean says she'll make you a mousie if you want, just let me know and I'll purr a bit next time she sits down to sew.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oooo I'll help you take over the goldfish cracker company! lays potato chips are my mommy's "nem E sis" I don't know what that means, but they make her happy until she tries to get her jeans on...
We'll have to party like rock starts when you get accepted!

Monty Q. Kat said...

SheBean says she'll make you a catnip mousie whenever you want, as long as she can help oversee the Dorito production.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmmm, Lays cheeze chips! We'll help yoo take over if yoo pay us in cheeze chips!

TheSlyCat said...

Hey mister I know everything! I tagged you for a meme game. look at my blog for details or you could just ask mom. She understands it. Come on, you're like never on here and I kinda miss reading your nonsense:)

Faz the Cat said...

Kon, this is an excellent, excellent plan. You sure have my support. FAZ

Monty Q. Kat said...

::hold up "We Miss Kon" sign::

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dude, yoo like totally need to post something...let us know you still working da plan man!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Dude, where are you? If I give you a HEOOOGE bag of Do-ree-toes will you post? :(

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Kon, dude, where are yoo...Sadie will share da nacho cheeze doritos if yoo just say da word...any word.

Monty Q. Kat said...

Kooooooooon....where are yoooooou?

THE ZOO said...

We hoped yall haded a Merry Christmas.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Happy New Year 2008!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Do I have to get all ThunderBum around here to get you to post? ;)

Kimo and Sabi said...

Happy New Year 2009! ARe you still blogging?

Monty Q. Kat said...

Alright dude. Please, for the love of pete blog one in a blue moon. We miss you. :)

Monty Q. Kat said...

You know, this would be a good time for you to say that Doritoes are needed at SlyCat's reception. ;)